I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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