If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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