"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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