I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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