i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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