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He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Shame - the story of my life.
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