At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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