haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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