dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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