She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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