come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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