i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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