so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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