He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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