Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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