I want to stick my p in your. b.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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