i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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