can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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