Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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