fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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