Small penises have feelings too.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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