Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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