seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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