I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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