Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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