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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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