He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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