Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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