Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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