How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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