hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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