my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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