Buhtt sex?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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