Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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