You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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