i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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