why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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