went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He has the fingertips of a God
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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