you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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My legs feel like baby dolphins
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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