I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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