Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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