Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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