my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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