his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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