Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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