Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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