I must be too annoying 4 u.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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