dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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