big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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