Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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