i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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