she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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