Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You took a bar mat shot.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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