i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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