wanna go halves on a baby?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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